In the spirit of the NBA Playoffs this year, I gotta pay tribute MJ.
This one time in 1998 Michael Jordan made a shot against a chump from Utah. Before a couple years ago I would have called any and all NBA players from Utah Jazz chumps...cause their jerseys are ugly and they didn't play exciting basketball. I would go as far to say that my dislike of the Utah Jazz until previously....rivaled that of my notorious dislike of pineapple. In the 90's, Utah should have been named the Pineapples...then they could have gone around sucking and tasting bad at the same time. Karl Malone probably would have liked having a pineapple on his jersey, and then him and Greg Ostertag would have pineapple parties after games in Karl's semi truck trailer.
Ahem...anyway...MJ hit this shot on Bryan Russel (he did the year before too...haha...sucker Russell) to win the NBA championship in Game 6. He stole the ball from Karl Malone who was busy looking at John Stockton in short shorts, then crossed over BRussell. Nothin' but net. Bulls win, and Bryan Russell finds and early grave. Oh...and for the record...Jordan did NOT push off on Russell before taking that shot. Any Utah fan will tell you that, which is a bunch of crap....just like the SLC airport. I fucking hate that airport.*
*The author of this blog would like to apologize to anyone from the state of Utah that he might have offended. It's a lovely state that doesn't permit you to buy alcohol after 10pm, has more white people than a KKK gathering, has snow, and a really big salty lake as their biggest attraction. Cheers. -Doublewide