With the NBA post-season knocking at the door, I feel it necessary to give credit to one of the best creeper and dope former NBA players out there. No I'm not talking about Fennis Dembo...
I'm talking about Kurt Rambis! (Applaud)
Kurt Rambis was the really ahead of his time...little did he know he would inspire a movement of long haired, tank top wearing, mustache wielding hipsters...yet he was that cool in the 80's.
Short shorts and all.....Kurt Rambis is so bad ass that you could substitute his name in a Chuck Norris fact and it would still be relevant. Example:
-Kurt Rambis destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Apple pays Kurt Rambis 99 cents every time he listens to a song on iTunes.
-Kurt Rambis can kill two stones with one bird.
-Kurt Rambis doesn't sleep...he waits.
See?
With his silky smooth moves, rebounding talent, and all around good looks....Kurt Rambis remains part of the coaching staff of the Lakers, and apparently has taken a few style pointers from Phil Jackson.
Best of luck to the Lakers as they take on the Utah Jazz on Sunday @ Staples in Game 1 of the first round of the NBA PLAYOFFS!!!! I'll be watching with my friend....Flipper.
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